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Raedwulf
23 Jan 2009, 18:37
Good Folk of The Alliance (& the rest of you),

But lately, I found this missive stuffed under my door. I cannot speak for whether others in my district of Thorin's Gate have received the same, but I offer it for your consideration. Who wrote it? A strange wight, I trow, for why push it under MY door, of all peoples, as you will see! Natheless, I give the fellow voice, and make of it what you would!

Rędwulf, Marshal of the Company of the White Tower

"The Warden patrols the borders of civilized lands, preventing the encroachment of Fell Creatures from the Wild."

So say the Wardens. "Not so!" sez I! Have you seen the number of Ruffians, Reprobates, & Bad Apples around Here lately, eh? We've got Elves & Hobbits (remember those stories about the Burglur, eh? Who says they only robs dragons!) & some decidedly unsavoury looking Men too (never mind the Oddd, and I do mean Oddd, dwurf). There's that Rumwulf, or whatever his name is, fer a start! Always hanging around!!

Watchful? Watchful, my eye! Why, why, I'll give you but one example, as ter why!! I's a simple soul me. Hobbitses I cannae trust, & Elves just makes my skin crawl (as is only right), but of all those ne'er-do-wells I would not ever see, there be that Rhyehaer feller. He hangs around Here so Much, You'd think he Lived Here!!! And Who's ter keep Him Out, eh? That's what I wants to know!

If these Wardens be so watchful, why d'ye ne'er see but one eh? Now I know this be asking ye somewhats, for it be a Man of what I speaks, but I ask Ye natheless. I ask, no, I demand, and I asks yer to join me in the same, that we gets this Rhyaewald a-posted Here Permanently, and ithers like him Dammit! Ye cannot 'spect Him to do it All Alone (though why break theHabit of a Lifetime, I've heard some say). But there is this - whene'ver I have seen That Man upon the Watch, never have I seen that ne'er-do-well, that scallywag, ragamuffin, tatterdemalion caitiff Rhyehaer in the vicintiy.

Therefore, he be a good Warding, and others like him will no go amiss among our Rich and Diverse Comunit Cumoni Villages. And Even if he doesn't seem to be able to stop that Rumpwarp feller, well it's a start, I sez!!

Yours,

A Concerend Dwurf

bothorn
23 Jan 2009, 23:54
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Derigar/Tarinas
24 Jan 2009, 05:50
Bah, so hard to make a mocking post when i'm trying to explain, but i'll give it a try

In the common tongue (as that post was anything but common ;))

Since Raedwulf has astutely noticed that the presence of his mutant lovechild Rhyaewald seems to keep Rhyaehar away, he's requesting he stay out all the time. (who can blame Rhy, he'd have to acknowledge his secret relationship with Raed which would beg the question - since Rhyaewald is their mutant offspring, which one is wearing the artificial facial hair in that relationship...).


You can just imagine the morning after debuff for those two can't you ;)

http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/7900/pndgt5.jpg



Phew, for a moment i was worried i wouldn't be able to get in any mocking
http://img185.imageshack.us/my.php?image=pndgt5.jpg

Raedwulf
24 Jan 2009, 10:56
My dear, deranged Mince, I'm asking no such thing! It was, as I say, a note I found under my door. But as many folk here have homes in the villages of Thorin's Gate, I thought it best to draw attention to it, not least to find out whether anyone else had received the same!

bothorn
24 Jan 2009, 12:17
Wait are you suggesting that Rhyaehar and Rhyaewald are one and the same and thats why they are never seen together much like bruce wayne and batman?

Haleabor
25 Jan 2009, 14:23
Loons...the lot of you :)